KASHMIRI VS ENGLISH MAN

Few year ago i was in the Gulmarg.Gulmarag is very best place in kashmir.this place is favorite place for visitors especially English men.
I was watching a thrill between a Kashmir and Englishman.I went their and some one asked Kashmir what happened?Kashmir said this Englishman said him he will give him a 100 rupee if he can help him crossing the river and he helped him and English man is not giving money.Then English man said i have given him the 100 rupee he is lying on me.Kashmiri asked him were you given my money.English man i have given your money when you was in the river.Kashmir searched his pocket and he don't get his money.
English man said him you Kashmir are liers but Kashmir is beautiful then Kashmiri said yes yes your English is beautiful but you Englishmen are liers.

JOKE WITH MY FRIEND

I have a friend his name is isaq he is a student of 12 class.one day his mom said me to teach him English because his English was not so good.he comes in my home and i said him to read a story,story was about love and he was reading it quickly and then i asked him to summarize it and he summarized it in a best way.he asked me deen can you translate it in Urdu language i said yes way not,i wrote my translation on a notebook.i asked him to re translate my Urdu translation in to English and when he finished his translation i saw the story of ghost instead of love story.i frightened and runs away from my room.

my first insult when i was in the 5th class

first i want to introduce my family.my family is very funny and when we got any tension our father use the technique to get control on tension and it works.so if you got any tension come in my blog and make this technique your default technique to overcome.so are you ready to read my jokes i think you are.

my first insult by my teacher when i was in the 5th class.this insult i can not forget in my life.what happened